rosewater1997:

wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28

marxoids:

Me, passing someone on the highway: bitch

Me, being passed on the highway: bitch

snoopchihuahua:

“I want our government to start buying more books and less bullets.”

My government teacher in class today

susiemidge:

why are you guys fucking allergic to discussing male victims of sexual harassment and assault without tacking on some ignorant comment about how “if the victim was a woman it would be taken seriously” because FUCKING NEWSFLASH!!!! IT WOULDN’T!!!!! and the fact that victims are now going public after DECADES of abuse were covered up should prove that!!!!!

softlix:

a sign…….an omen……….a…….a 🅱️itch

holybibles:

are serial killer fans aware that being an edgy creep who posts pics of dead bodies isn’t a replacement for a personality or are they too busy preening their bowlcuts and wanting to fuck racists?

bambamisaboomyinmypants:

WWE commenter: Do you have anything to say to the audience, Mr. Cena?

John Cena: lol any armys here

yourbigsisnissi:

You have to learn how to say no without you feeling like you’re being mean. Setting boundaries is how you see who does and doesn’t respect you, your time, or your emotional well-being. Anyone who sees your boundaries and thinks your being mean or tries to push that boundaries is not a person you owe your time or attention.

gothpositivity:

alexa end capitalism

weavemama:

how many more fucking kids have to die in school because these selfish ass lawmakers don’t see the the importance of making stricter gun laws

elenorekarat:

So I may be a bitch with a shit personality but at least I’m not a solo stan

youngninelifer:

Not to be cheesy but in 2018 the concept of ‘cheesy’ is gone, we’re throwing it out…….. love what u love and wax poetic about it twenty four sev and keep ur heart glowing,, no more worrying about your happiness being ‘over the top’ ! Pursue goofy shit! Love urself!

whyyoustabbedme:

Don’t do it lol. We were told we can’t carry movies. It’s the biggest budget a black movie has ever had. The only way you ensure it’s a second is by not taking that route.

unmoistened:

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

mistocho:

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

frogmp3:

british people: fouking right innit

me sobbing: what are you saying i’m so scared

cryoverkiltmilk:

winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it

black–twitter:

badbitchofcolor:

This is the government agent, who’s in charge of watching my phone, while I’m giving whole performances in the shower

Originally posted by jolifoutoir

fuocogo:

existentialpizzaman:

o-jessiday:

nasa-official:

when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are  👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍 

use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right 👏

Let 👏 nasa 👏 do 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 with 👏 their 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck 👏

They’re 👌quiet 👌so 👌they 👌can 👌hear 👌the 👌aliens 👌

younhgyun:

i really dont care what you say, day6 invented music, before them it was just sounds.